Patrick Part – II

OK, I decided to write this second post because I feel sorry. I feel sorry because I forgot to mention about Agnes in the previous one! I found it would not be fair if I didn’t say something. So let’s the story begin again 😀 I remember that particular night when I met polish people in the chat for the first time (you know… when we were talking about crappy show on Polsat ;p ). Beside Cutie and Carmen there was also Agnes then! However, she left the chat early and we didn’t talk to each other for too long. Over the next weeks I used to see her occasionally but she was too busy pming with others (I guess )to talk with Pat ;p

And then I became a rare guest on EC (when I think about it now I conclude that it was caused by Agnes…. I broke down because she hadn’t talked with me ;p ).

Anyway, I’ve had opportunity to talk with Agnes recently and I found out that she and Carm are friends in a real life too xD. It was a shock for me. Seriously. I had no slightest idea about it.

By the way, is it fair that all Polish that I’ve met here live so far away from poor Pat? ;D OK, it’s a rhetorical question. The answer is obvious: it’s not fair ;p

OK, there is one more person that I have met recently. Yes, I am talking about Benzema. As far as I know he joined the chat when I was absent. If someone will try to tell me that he joined chat before I broke down 😀 it will mean that I have problems with my memory and I have to go to the doctor 😛

Anyway, he appeared to be smart, intelligent and funny (omG…. did i write it about a man! xD). He has a lot of skirmishes with vio. Poor vio 🙁 And on top of that he thinks about setting up the business and selling children 😀

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EC CRUISE SHIP AND THE LOST MONKEY

Soil and Uy decided to go on a cruise ship in the Caribbean sea. “This view is cool amazing and the sun is so bright :)” -said Uy. “Yeah the skyler sky is blue”-Soil replied. They were having a conversation at the deck, When a giant wave took Uy away ” Oh sad Monkey can’t swim” “She couldn’t be traced”, Her EC friends were deeply sad they were shocked about the news 🙁

Captain Cyclone arranged to sent divers down the sea… UncleSardin, Shark ,and Blue Whale they were the best divers 😀 They sent her Best Friend Soil back home promising her that they will continue their search and notify her if there is any news. When Soil got home her sista Violet asked “where is sista Uy ? I have heard from the news was it true?” and suddenly Soil was crying and said “she’s gone”, and Vio was shocked she couldn’t believe it and cried too.

After about 123 days, Soil got a call from Captain Cyclone, He said -“sorry I have a bad news Ms. Soil, We found her body at the bottom of the sea and we pulled her up on the deck. There was an oyster stuck in her bums 😀 We opened it and found a big PEARL inside. o.O The estimated value is around $1.2 M dollar. What do u want us to do maam?” Her best friend Soil replied “Courier me the pearl through DHL…and sent her back as a bait. LOL …………………………………………………………………………………………………xoxoFici from H…

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